German Plumbing, Oh German Plumbing
I hate you, you stink
First it was my toilet, and now my sink.
If only your plumbing was as good as your brats,
but instead all of your pipes are tied up in knots.
I'd rather take baths
with 100 electric eels,
or eat live crickets for every meal,
hand feed a lion,
or pet 10 porcupines
then see one more plumber,
the Hausmaster assigns.
German Plumbing, Oh German Plumbing
Your giving me fits
At this point it might be easier
if you didn't even exist.
German Plumbing, Oh German Plumbing
we will try one more time,
but if this doesn't work
WATCH OUT YOUR MINE!
***Bonus points if you can identify the poem I used to base this off of
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